Vonyimdab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, vain weasel.

Vonyimdab created snails six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonyimdab, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vonyimdab, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vonyimdab's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Vonyimdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed beans to snakes while wearing white shorts.

2. Erect four carbon sculptures of Vonyimdab on top of important buildings.

3. Feed all hungry swans.

4. Put Vonyimdab first in all things.

5. You must love Vonyimdab.