Haphudzod is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omnipotent gnu.

Haphudzod created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Haphudzod, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Haphudzod, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Haphudzod's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Haphudzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Never hurt rats.

5. Never think ill of sick dogs.