Stragzoghiv is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, resourceful dragonfly.

Stragzoghiv created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragzoghiv, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Stragzoghiv, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Stragzoghiv's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Stragzoghiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Stragzoghiv's name in vain.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stragzoghiv.

5. Do not speak about bread.