Gudmandag is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty hummingbird.

Gudmandag created an up quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Gudmandag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gudmandag, it will remove you from existence.

Gudmandag's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gudmandag's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gudmandag.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Worship no other gods but Gudmandag.

4. Hide if five manatees approach from the north.

5. Do not commit murder.