Jamhitlarg is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, dishonest coyote.

Jamhitlarg created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamhitlarg, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jamhitlarg, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Jamhitlarg's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Jamhitlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jamhitlarg.

2. Retreat if eight whales approach from the east.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

4. Run away if nine snails approach from the north.

5. Always help monkeys.