Shavcamjat is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omnipotent capybara.

Shavcamjat created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavcamjat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Shavcamjat, she will make you grow a tail.

Shavcamjat's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Shavcamjat's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Shavcamjat.

2. Never eat parsnips.

3. Always look after injured snails.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about fire.