Popwabmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, selfish wasp.

Popwabmeg created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Popwabmeg, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Popwabmeg, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Popwabmeg's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Popwabmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Worship no other gods but Popwabmeg.