Fonkongid is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, fussy fairy.

Fonkongid created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Fonkongid, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fonkongid, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fonkongid's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Fonkongid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Never jump in holy places.