Gedbuscet is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, loving warg.

Gedbuscet created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedbuscet, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gedbuscet, she will have a low opinion of you.

Gedbuscet's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gedbuscet's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gedbuscet.

2. You must pray to Gedbuscet eight times a day.

3. Gedbuscet loves cats, so they must be honoured.

4. Hide if four whales approach from the west.

5. Always stare at clouds.