Wonfubfob is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, prudent bee.

Wonfubfob created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonfubfob, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wonfubfob, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wonfubfob's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Wonfubfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.