Dosscamgud is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, merciless wasp.

Dosscamgud created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dosscamgud, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dosscamgud, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dosscamgud's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dosscamgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snakes.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

3. Never mention mice.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never think about moons.