Yadjipfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, fast dugong.

Yadjipfarn created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yadjipfarn, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yadjipfarn, it will have a low opinion of you.

Yadjipfarn's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Yadjipfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.