Tapdonhatfon is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, boastful wren.

Tapdonhatfon created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tapdonhatfon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tapdonhatfon, it will refuse to believe in you.

Tapdonhatfon's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Tapdonhatfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never wear violet kilts.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never play with disobedient children.