Bimmisbit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish ant.

Bimmisbit created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bimmisbit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bimmisbit, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bimmisbit's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Bimmisbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Eagles are not to be trusted.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.