Pintinwot is a god.

She takes the form of a small, blissful fox.

Pintinwot created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pintinwot, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pintinwot, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pintinwot's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Pintinwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always look after injured monkeys.