Mispibbop is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, wise lobster.

Mispibbop created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mispibbop, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mispibbop, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Mispibbop's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Mispibbop's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Mispibbop.

2. Run away if eight goats approach from the east.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never mention ducks.