Yikweebod is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish centipede.

Yikweebod created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikweebod, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yikweebod, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Yikweebod's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Yikweebod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Yikweebod loves mites, so they must be honoured.

5. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Yikweebod on top of important buildings.