Sinjenfas is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective walrus.

Sinjenfas created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinjenfas, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sinjenfas, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Sinjenfas' most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Sinjenfas' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow great tits, for they are unholy.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never bounce near foxes.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Worship no other gods but Sinjenfas.