Bissflandad is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, caring ferret.

Bissflandad created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Bissflandad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bissflandad, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bissflandad's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bissflandad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

5. Put Bissflandad first in all things.