Catcapbaplat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthinking mongoose.

Catcapbaplat created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catcapbaplat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Catcapbaplat, it will destroy your favourite star.

Catcapbaplat's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Catcapbaplat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Catcapbaplat.

3. You must love Catcapbaplat.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.
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