Gigrennutt Xenkabwit Bast is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, witless zebra.

Gigrennutt Xenkabwit Bast created energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigrennutt Xenkabwit Bast, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gigrennutt Xenkabwit Bast, it will turn you into a snail.

Gigrennutt Xenkabwit Bast's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gigrennutt Xenkabwit Bast's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine iron sculptures of Gigrennutt Xenkabwit Bast on top of important buildings.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Worship no other gods but Gigrennutt Xenkabwit Bast.

4. Always obey Gigrennutt Xenkabwit Bast's priests.

5. Never mention rats.