Bensasnilldonfig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, loving owl.

Bensasnilldonfig created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bensasnilldonfig, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bensasnilldonfig, she will turn you into a snail.

Bensasnilldonfig's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bensasnilldonfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Bensasnilldonfig loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

5. Never wear scarves.