Biningcap is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective centaur.

Biningcap created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Biningcap, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Biningcap, he will try to impress you with trees.

Biningcap's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Biningcap's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Biningcap.

2. Do not speak about tomatoes.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.