Tamnatdit is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, capable wasp.

Tamnatdit created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamnatdit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tamnatdit, he will cry a lot.

Tamnatdit's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Tamnatdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Tamnatdit loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Erect five platinum sculptures of Tamnatdit on top of important buildings.