Xinwonkim is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, sapient penguin.

Xinwonkim created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Xinwonkim, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Xinwonkim, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Xinwonkim's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Xinwonkim's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.