Lendingen is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic sheep.

Lendingen created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lendingen, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lendingen, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lendingen's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Lendingen's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn trousers.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.