Damgofwik is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, uncaring duck.

Damgofwik created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Damgofwik, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Damgofwik, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Damgofwik's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Damgofwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Never laugh near ants.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Damgofwik must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.