Parkzedcut is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, sapient skunk.

Parkzedcut created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkzedcut, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Parkzedcut, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Parkzedcut's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Parkzedcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always help sick squirrels.

5. Never think ill of sick porpoises.