Tonkgubfit is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, overgenerous swallow.

Tonkgubfit created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tonkgubfit, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tonkgubfit, it will turn you into a mouse.

Tonkgubfit's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Tonkgubfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Never write about stars.

5. You must never eat onions.