Censatstanbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, temperamental camel.

Censatstanbaf created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Censatstanbaf, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Censatstanbaf, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Censatstanbaf's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Censatstanbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Never wear turquoise corsets.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Do not drink alcohol.