Homcetgad is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, conceited goose.

Homcetgad created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Homcetgad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Homcetgad, she will manifest in front of you.

Homcetgad's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Homcetgad's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three moths approach from the east.

2. Never wear gray shorts.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never go into blue rooms.