Bepcibfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, irritating ferret.

Bepcibfeb created water three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepcibfeb, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bepcibfeb, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bepcibfeb's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Bepcibfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not shave your arms.