Mabsandzag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing hippopotamus.

Mabsandzag created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabsandzag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mabsandzag, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Mabsandzag's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Mabsandzag's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

2. Always look after injured bats.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Never think ill of sick otters.

5. Never go into purple rooms.
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