Vondaglog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust octopus.

Vondaglog created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Vondaglog, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vondaglog, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vondaglog's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Vondaglog's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not hurt aardvarks.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.