Tinpopfod is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, omnipotent shark.
Tinpopfod created a photon five million years ago.
If you believe in Tinpopfod, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in Tinpopfod, it will turn you into a mouse.
Tinpopfod's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Tinpopfod's Holy Commandments
1. Worship no other gods but Tinpopfod.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Never talk about gravity.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.