Botquafnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, contented aardvark.

Botquafnarl created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botquafnarl, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Botquafnarl, she will refuse to believe in you.

Botquafnarl's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Botquafnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Always help sheep.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Pray towards the east.