Vinpitbif is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, awesome butterfly.

Vinpitbif created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Vinpitbif, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vinpitbif, he will think nothing of it.

Vinpitbif's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Vinpitbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near frogs.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Never feed tomatoes to shrews while wearing violet skirts.