Fabvigdum is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, benevolent hippopotamus.

Fabvigdum created Europe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabvigdum, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fabvigdum, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Fabvigdum's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fabvigdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.