Ziggodmilhon Nuttjin is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, self-assured camel.

Ziggodmilhon Nuttjin created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Ziggodmilhon Nuttjin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ziggodmilhon Nuttjin, she will refuse to believe in you.

Ziggodmilhon Nuttjin's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Ziggodmilhon Nuttjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not stand on grass.