Panmincabveg is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, kind centipede.

Panmincabveg created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Panmincabveg, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Panmincabveg, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Panmincabveg's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Panmincabveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray coats.

2. You must pray to Panmincabveg four times a day.

3. Do not eat apples.

4. Always look after injured birds.

5. Never go into brown rooms.