Cenkadnat is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, impressive turtle.

Cenkadnat created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cenkadnat, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cenkadnat, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cenkadnat's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cenkadnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never mention mites.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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