Botfumbin is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, conceited bee.

Botfumbin created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botfumbin, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Botfumbin, he will turn you into a dog.

Botfumbin's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Botfumbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never eat onions.