Vadtail is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, charitable toad.

Vadtail created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadtail, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vadtail, he will send you a sign.

Vadtail's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Vadtail's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. Feed all hungry tapirs.