Hakkamomt is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, competent monkey.

Hakkamomt created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hakkamomt, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hakkamomt, she will ignore you.

Hakkamomt's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Hakkamomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sheep.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.