Stikdabmumdiss Metflyfas is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, stupid crocodile.

Stikdabmumdiss Metflyfas created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikdabmumdiss Metflyfas, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stikdabmumdiss Metflyfas, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Stikdabmumdiss Metflyfas' most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Stikdabmumdiss Metflyfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.