Dunrotquag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, temperamental eagle.

Dunrotquag created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunrotquag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dunrotquag, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dunrotquag's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Dunrotquag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not eat limes.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dunrotquag.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Put Dunrotquag first in all things.