Capditnab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, wise troll.

Capditnab created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Capditnab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Capditnab, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Capditnab's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Capditnab's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think ill of sick frogs.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Retreat if eight horses approach from the north.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.