Targteengam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, compassionate ant.

Targteengam created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Targteengam, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Targteengam, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Targteengam's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Targteengam's Holy Commandments

1. Targteengam loves doves, so they must be respected.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not hurt grasshopers.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Targteengam.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.