Targnartbun is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, astonishing dryad.

Targnartbun created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Targnartbun, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Targnartbun, it will manifest in front of you.

Targnartbun's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Targnartbun's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Feed all hungry ducks.