Fligdaglapsityattdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, omniscient cat.

Fligdaglapsityattdiss created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligdaglapsityattdiss, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fligdaglapsityattdiss, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fligdaglapsityattdiss' most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fligdaglapsityattdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never hurt capybaras.

3. Always help bats.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

5. Always look after injured dolphins.